My Brother Reviews The Wolfman


Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

Last weekend my brother went and saw The Wolfman starring Anthony Hopkins and Benecio Del Toro. He gave me a quick review of the movie in a few words that summed it all.

He said “It’s kind of like that movie where the guy gets bit by the spider and turns into Spiderman and it’s all awesome, except that the guy gets bit by a wolf and it sucks.

I just want you all to know that if I was walking in the dark night on a full moon in the middle of a creepy ass forest and a wolfman bit me, next morning, that wolf would end up turning into me.

That means he’ll go out and do some crazy shit in the middle of the night and howl at the moon and won’t remember anything the next day. Except he’ll be hairless, better looking, and more awesome than he’ll ever be.

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Health Promotion Fail


Adventures in Sex City characters. Notice Captain Condom on the right.

I ran across this game called “Adventures in Sex City“. It’s an online flash game created by the Middlesex-London Health Unit.

Their goal is to “promote wellness, prevent disease and injury, and protect the public’s health through the delivery of public health programs, services & research“. That sounds pretty noble, until I saw this freaking game they created.

It’s supposed to be used to educate people about safe sex. Isn’t that just great for today’s youth? Learning something helpful while playing a game. So smart, yet the execution of this was TERRIBLE!!! Read more of this post