How do I update my Facebook status that Facebook is down?

This is a temporary thing. 100% it will be back up.

You might have realized by now that Facebook is down. Just by going on to their website, you’ll get an error. So, what’s the first thing that popped in my head when any cataclysmic event aroud my life has occurred? Update my Facebook status. In this case, the same happened, then I realized… Crap! I CAN”T!

What do we do now? I don’t know. From the Down Right Now website (it indicates that the service has been disrupted. What does it mean? No clue. Is it a bug? Is it maintenance? Who knows.

We can even go as far as the conspiracy route “Zuckerberg donates $100 million to Newark public schools from money by selling Facebook.”

Whoah whoah whoah…. what? He’s donating $100 million to Newark public schools? I sometimes think he’s the devil and Facebook is pure evil, but that just makes up for it all. That’s alot of cash baby.

Rest assured though, your trusty and favorite social media network will be back online in no time. So don’t panic. All those animals in Farmville won’t die of starvation, and no one’s Mafia will assassinate you in the meantime. So sit back, hang tight, and do something more productive for a change.

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