Darpa Makes Some Crazy Shit!


Oh Darpa, you've done it again.

Darpa, the creator of all things that’s absolutely awesome (and dangerous) is creating a new way to allow people to communicate with each other using neural signals.

What this means is that people will be able to transmit their thoughts or “talk” to each other without actually talking.Now, being Darpa, this is supposed to be used in the battlefield. This sounds brilliant.  This would be an amazing technology to use for special ops, people on the ground during covert operations, and people who for some reason aren’t able to speak for whatever reason (loud gunfire, explosions, etc…)

And then it hit me. Guys think about sex a million times each day. It’s on their minds all the time. They think about ass, tits, and all sorts of stuff even when they don’t want to.  How is Darpa going to handle the sick minds of individuals? People have twisted minds and who knows what kind of telepathic message some poor guy is gonna get from his buddies on the field.

So the program is called Silent Talk (U) Silent Talk and “will allow user-to-user communication on the battlefield
without the use of vocalized speech through analysis of neural signals.”

Darpa, you amaze me.  Now where can I get one of those Darpa Mules?

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